Happy Wednesday.

Extra happy if you're rooting for my Yankees.

I got a big win last night against the Toronto. Blue Jays, of course, tonight determines whether or not we send the series back to Toronto. If, of course, the Yankees lose to the Blue Jays, I do believe Donald Trump should invade Canada immediately after the game. This guy will say anything. I'm not saying he will, but it'd be funny if he did.

I mean, you talk about saying anything.

It's a good place to start the conversation today because there's a lot going on.

And you kind of all dealt in at this point.

The shutdowns into its eighth day.

We've got this fight against Trump's effort to lower violent crime in areas like Chicago, J.B.

Pritzker pushing back.

Brandon Johnson, he's just such a grifting race pimp.

Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago was polling at 6%. And he wants you to believe that Trump sent troops into Chicago because Republicans

want another civil war because they're racist.

But what he fails to mention is the Republicans were the party that freed the slave.

Oh, wow.

So it's all embarrassing, grifting, race pimping nonsense.

Okay, so I'm not going to spend too much time on it.

I know the shutdown would be technically the most, you know, I guess, substantive news of the day.

So I'm going to give you one clip on it and move on.

And we'll get to all the other food fight stuff in a little while.

But long story short, okay, if you remember, Chuck Schumer said they're not pushing health care for illegal immigrants.

No illegal immigrants are getting health care.

This is a Republican lie.

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