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i talk about a lot on the show i'm in great spirits we're heading off to demoine this weekend I'm going to be doing stand-up at the Hoyt-Sherman Place in Des Moines, Iowa. It's not sold out yet. You can get tickets at Fox Across America.com. Next week, we're in Omaha, which is May the 9th. Then we're out to Reno at the Bartley Ranch, May the 23rd. Bringing my mom to that one. She's never been to Reno. It's pretty funny. I know. Everybody's like, I can't believe your mom's never had meth before.

That's crazy. But if you want to see any of those shows, they are on sale, Fox across America.com. All my shows. William, my comedy pimp has me going everywhere. I do think it's part of a secret plot to kill me from exhaustion so him and Jenny can split the

insurance money and get on with their lives. But as we get underway in this hour, I really did laugh

because everyone's making the same remark about the no king's thing. King Charles was very funny

yesterday in his address to Congress. He was just as funny during his toast at the state dinner

last night at the White House.

And every liberal in Congress posed to take a selfie with him after he spoke.

And I only bring this up because the biggest protest of the last five years in this country was a no king's rally.

And they all showed up to take photos with a king.

Democrats are so full of crap. Okay. And I don't want them to hate the king. I just want to live in a reality where we can

acknowledge the difference between what we have and a king. Okay, what we have is a guy who is

back in office after finishing his third election. He was not in the birth line of power

the way the king is. Okay, he is not operating without checks and balances, not that the king is making

law per se. He's the head of the Catholic Church in England England but the fact remains the monarchy in the presidency

in this country in this age are two entirely different things it's the democrats fighting over

pretend stuff and they've sold so many people so many pretend ideas you know how many times have

we talked about Russian collusion? It was made up by these

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