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Like, dude, I don't care.

I'm a 48-year-old man.

I play video games.

I went to community college.

I majored in Nintendo.

Like, if you need advice on how to save a princess from a turtle on steroids, I can help you.

But if you need me to save the country?

So the thing you're always looking for when you get on the air,

whether it's a TV show or a radio show, for me anyway,

is you're trying to find the humanity in a story.

You know,

what does everybody kind of relate to about this? Not what do the Republicans think? What are the Democrats? Like, what's in it for us? That's what I always say. And when it comes to crime,

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