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Get the money-side of the story. Subscribe now at Bloomberg.com. Bang, happy Friday. I am not on the road this week. I have no live stand-up comedy. Right? People are upset. People are rightfully upset. But next week, I will be in Hagerstown, Maryland. I believe we're now two tickets from a sellout.

So if you want to see me live, you've got two chances left next weekend.

You've got two, just two.

Okay, but as I said yesterday, the best comedy happening anywhere in America right now is over in the Democrat Party.

Okay, this is not a show that gets on the air in hopes of making you vote conservative, because I think the Republicans suck.

Like Trump's doing a good job right now. But are we anywhere near passing voter ID something 84% of Americans support?

Not even close. Okay, we gave the Republican Party the Senate and the House. 84% of us want this thing. And they're like, nah, we don't have the votes. Now back in the

day, we don't have the votes just meant we'd have to get off our ass and go get them. Correct

the Mundo. But it doesn't work that way anymore. Now they run on. Yeah, we need free and fair elections. Oh, well, we don't have the votes. That's just how white folks will do you. So believe me, I am not getting on the air running the Republican Party defense fund. Okay, like the president, I think he's doing a great job. I hope this Iran deal works out.

I'm glad the stock market is soaring. There are a lot of good economic indicators.

I got a lot of senior citizen friends. They have no more tax on Social Security.

Their prescription drug costs just dropped at the lowest recorded level ever.

Okay, no tax on tips, big damn deal. and the trump savings accounts went into effect yesterday

uh which means every kid born this year all the way up till twenty twenty eight is going to get a

free thousand dollars to start their journey towards financial solvency someday

it's a big damn deal because you're going to discuss financial literacy. And if you're

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