Oh, girl! History being made all across this great land on a big Friday episode of Fox

Across America with Jimmy Thaler, the Artemis II Mission, getting ready to touchdown in

California, at which point they'll all be rewarded with a fake hospice and a billion dollars in

Medicare funds. I'm tied all the news together. It's Friday. We're a little loopy. We're pulling the goalie.

We're getting nuts. These people are crazy. And we're only going to get crazier. Jessica

Tarloff is coming on the show.

No, God. Nope. She's going to be here. It is ladies night. We're bringing on J.T. And to balance it out.

Jenny Fela will be here to help me land this plane on a big Friday, a show that prides itself

on talking across the aisle. And if ever there was time for a bipartisan get-together,

it's while we are all rooting for our astronauts to get back from space.

That's true.

That is true.

I know we're not on the same side when it comes to a freaking war, which is the dumbest

thing I've ever heard, but could we at least give up our political misgivings for a

couple of hours, root for the astronauts, and have a little fun.

Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?

888-88-98-9-9-10.

The phone number.

The rule is the same every day.

Be a Republican, be a Democrat,

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