Jimmy's Monologue - California's election counting system is a mess
Fox Across America w/ Jimmy Failla
FOX News Podcasts
4.4 • 839 Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention all passengers. The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15. |
| 0:10.0 | Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshments carriage that you'll empty within five minutes. |
| 0:16.0 | Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. |
| 0:20.0 | Trains on Uber. Trains on Uber. |
| 0:22.0 | Happy Thursday, everybody. |
| 0:24.5 | I come to you in good spirits. |
| 0:27.1 | I hosted a huge benefit last night at the Gotham Comedy Club left to remember. |
| 0:31.3 | If you remember, the great Chris Haynes was with us last week to promote it. |
| 0:35.2 | Shout out to them, the Talb Institute. |
| 0:37.7 | They raised $385,000 for Alzheimer's research. |
| 0:43.0 | And let's hope Joe Biden gets the care that he needs and deserves. |
| 0:48.3 | Come on, Jimmy. |
| 0:50.2 | Stop it. |
| 0:50.9 | Yeah, the good news is we raise $385,000 for Alzheimer's. The bad news is we can't remember where we put it. |
| 0:56.9 | Come on. Oh, come on. It's going to be one of them. We got two comics on the show today. |
| 1:01.6 | Diamond Dave Landau, comedy sexiest man. |
| 1:03.7 | Ryan Reese, he's become a bit of a staple because he's going to be out in California this weekend. |
| 1:09.0 | If you're listening on KSUE, if you're listening on KSRO, there's no wrong way to do it. |
| 1:14.3 | Ryan is going to be out in California this weekend. If you're listening on KSUE, if you're listening on KSRO, there's no wrong way to do it. Ryan is going to be at Rooster T. Feathers. You know him. He was on Fox News Saturday night last weekend. Go hang out with a guy from the show. He's fantastic. Support him on the road. My show in Maryland is sold out this Saturday. You can't get in. but you can go see Ryan Reese in California and he drinks more in my backyard than me, Jenny and Lincoln combined. |
| 1:10.9 | I don't know about Lincoln, but yeah, definitely me, me and Jenny combined. Ryan's a hot mess, but he's one of the best comics you'll ever watch. I mean, he's fantastic. So if you're out there on the West Coast, go check it out, uh, in between ballot dumps, because that's where the real California comedy is. |
| 1:31.0 | It's not Ryan Reese. |
| 1:44.8 | It's the fact that we're being told America is a country that can capture the president of Venezuela in his living room and ship him up to New York City in eight hours. |
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