Happy Thursday.

And I guess happy birthday to Prince Andrew.

I don't know.

You still wish a guy happy birthday.

But he's a dirtbag.

The criminal arrest sounds like it had more to do with leaking trade secrets and giving Epstein

critical information about deals that were being made, which I think is the crox of how

Epstein made his money.

A lot of people believe he was frattingizing with the wealthy and most powerful and influential

people in the world, plying them with underage hookers.

They were fornicating with them in some cases, at which point Epstein and Justlane would step in

and go, you know, we were just watching the video of you shagging that underage model.

Good form, I guess.

Better form would be if you donated to our charity.

That's just how white folks will do you.

And Epstein, of course, was involved in a lot of philanthropic endeavors around the world,

but I'm going to go out of the limb here

and say he wasn't operating with a sound moral compass. He was a dirtbag and probably using a lot of

this to launder some of the bad things he was doing and the nefarious deeds, these other dirtbags

like Prince Andrew were engaged in. Let me just give you the state of the union on this

really quick. Here is Chandley Painter, my great friend on Fox and Friends breaking the news. Clip

one. Police say they took the brother of King Charles into custody on suspicion of misconduct in public

...