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Oh shit.

Oh shit. I was just listening to Doja Cat in the car. You know that song, juicy. I don't know much about it. I keep it juicy, juicy. I eat that lunch. And then she says, if you could see it from the front, wait till you see it from the back, back, back, back, back, back.

And it opened up a whole new portal in my brain realizing like how fat a woman's ass can really be. Yeah, sorry thinking about that. Like, do I have to look for that? I've never seen that. And ask so big, you can see it from the front.

How does that work? Biologically, is it hanging down between like in the gap area? No, I think it's like, you're all those big pickup trucks that actually have in the back. They actually have four weeks.

So there's a they jut out in the back and you can tell from the front that's because the truck, the trunk is so big that you can see it from the front. I think that's what it is. That's how big your ass like that's how big your ass. She's got four. She's got four wheels on each side in the back.

That's a great analogy. I never thought about that and the possibility of that until her song. Yeah, I've just been thinking about it. And now I feel like all the reels on my explore page are just going to be like Hispanic women doing those TikToks where they jump into their jeans and they pretend that they can't fit their jeans on because their butts too big. Yeah, it's going to be all of that. Yeah, that's anyway.

Sometimes I'll see a truck will be like, damn, like if there was a girl ship like that, I'd probably want to have sex with her. Yeah, yeah, sometimes I get that too. Yeah, speaking of, did you? So I'm kind of surprised at you right now. Like, I'm going to try to let you guess.

You didn't notice anything today, like when you got out of the store. Yeah. Are you serious? When I got out of the store. Yeah, no, you didn't notice anything.

Why?

Dude, I fucking pranked you so fucking hard, dude. Did you watch me on my car? No, I did something way worse. So call my breaks. No, worse.

Like the worst. So I saw Andy's car at the grocery store today. So I had a piece of paper in my car. It was an old valet ticket. And I had a pen. And I wrote a note. And it's that it said in all caps, stay away from my son.

I can't believe it. I can't tell if you're kidding. Shit, actually, I didn't see that. And I put it under your windshield wiper like facing up. So anyone that sees it can see that message. It says stay away from my son.

And I sat in my car and I was waiting for you to get out of the store and see it. Did you see me walk in? No. But you were taking too long. But I put it under your windshield wiper. And I saw like a lot of people saw me do that.

And I know people are curious. People are nosy. And I saw multiple people walk over to your car and read the note. So there's like a good amount of people out there that think you're lingering around someone's son. A rapist. Yeah.

Well, my license plate is also CHLD RPST. Yeah, you look just child child rapist. You didn't see it. I put it so high up on the windshield wiper. Like it was very visible there.

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