There's a very interesting breed in our country, and that's the people that swear their soccer fans every time the World Cup comes around.

Have you noticed that? Never say a word about the World Cup any other time or soccer, not even a peep, and then all of a sudden for over four years, I'm like, well, I love soccer.

Friday's my dad comes on the show. He watches a lot of TV and news, and he's always able to review the news in one of the wackiest ways.

And we do that today in the show. Hi, my name is Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

What's up? How we doing? Welcome to this Friday edition of Certified Mama's Boy. And I am Steve Kramer, clearly.

This is a daily podcast on this second of December that has three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud.

We laugh a lot, and we love my mom, my co-host Nancy Yancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey.

I didn't realize that when you write a card to someone for a gift, you know, like, for example, sending someone flowers.

I didn't realize that someone actually physically has to take that message that you type, no matter what it says.

Uh-huh. And write it physically, write it onto a card. I assumed it was kind of like Amazon.

You know, like when somebody sends you a gift through Amazon, and there's just you just get a note,

and it's just like, well, you're basically on the receipt. It just just takes the message, whatever they write,

and it prints it out. And that's it, right? Yeah.

So I didn't realize that with flower companies, it's not the same way. And maybe you should be more careful

about what you're writing on cards, because someone's going to have to physically transfer that.

So I have a friend in California that got her breast implants removed this week.

And it sucks because honestly, the hardest thing about moving around is that,

well, there's a lot of hard things that are moving around. One of the hardest things about moving

is that you can't be there all the time. When friends go through things, you're kind of just like,

well, I mean, I can't be there for everything. So especially when a friend's going through a hard time.

And if they call you and they're just like, hey, I'm having a hard day. And usually if you were

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