Jimmy Mack Vs. Alien Attacks

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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On Today’s Show: One armed paper hanger? What?! LITTLE VICTORIES JIMMY MACK REVIEWS THE NEWS: Inflation, Father’s Day, Alien Attacks Today’s Quote: If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Our Amazing Partners: ATHLETIC GREENS Athletic Greens is an all-in-one health drink with 75 vitamins, minerals, and whole food-sourced ingredients to help support your body’s nutritional needs across multiple critical areas of health, including energy, immunity, recovery, gut health, digestion, hormonal and neural support, and healthy aging. Athleticgreens.com/kramer PAIRED It’s a relationship app for couples. You and your partner download the app, “Pair” together and every day Paired gives you questions, quizzes and games to have fun, stay connected and deepen your conversations. PAIRED.COM/KRAMER to get a 7-day free trial and 25% off if you sign up for a subscription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, this is going to be a fun show. So I found a list of the states that are most likely to survive an alien attack in Georgia
0:06.7	It just happens to be on the top of the list or my number two on the list
0:10.6	And I want you to hear Jimmy Mac my dad's plan of if
0:16.0	Aliens actually were to attack Georgia what he would plan on doing
0:21.5	For such a tech
0:23.2	It's Friday. Let's have some fun. Maybe you'll enjoy his plan as we get into today's show. Welcome. Hi my name's Kramer
0:29.6	And I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy. Not just any mama's boy. You're a certified
0:36.6	Mama's boy and this is the certified mama's boy podcast
0:42.1	Yeah, yeah, this is our podcast. Obviously this is the certified mama's boy podcast
0:48.1	We're a daily podcast today. By the way, the 16th of June
0:51.6	We are here with three principles live laugh love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud
0:56.5	We laugh a lot and we love my mom my co-host Nancy. Nancy. Hi mom
1:00.2	Hi honey
1:01.6	Repeat what you just said because I've never heard that phrase. I don't the I've been on this earth for 40 years
1:07.6	And I've never anyone used this expression before. I don't know if anybody else has either but uh, okay
1:12.9	This may be a southern expression. I'm not sure
1:16.3	But it's I see what I said was
1:19.5	This woman's busier than a one armed paper hanger
1:23.9	What does that mean?
1:26.4	One arm paper hanger. I'm sitting here like shun me. What I don't even know what a paper hanger is
1:31.6	And someone why was it have one arm?
1:35.9	There's some weird phrases. I don't know again
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