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Louder with Crowder

Jimmy Kimmel, STOP Lying to the American People!

Louder with Crowder

Louder with Crowder

News, Politics

4.737.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Joe Biden mumbled his way through a Jimmy Kimmel tongue bath last night. We fact-check all the dumb things that were said. Also, there was an assassination attempt on Brett Kavanaugh, but you wouldn't know that if you watch CNN. And Joy Behar is a racist. All this, and we celebrate South Africa as part of Cultural Appropriation Month. #Biden #Kimmel #Kavanaugh NEW MERCH! https://crowdershop.com/ GET TODAY'S SHOW NOTES with SOURCES: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/

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0:00.0

Nelson Mandela, letters from prison. Hope is a powerful weapon. A letter to his wife,

0:09.5

Winnie, April 2, 1969. Dear Winnie, every day I remember that hope is a powerful weapon,

0:20.2

even when all else is lost. You and I, however, have gained much over the years and are making

0:28.2

advances in important respects. Nothing will harm you, my darling. You are in my thoughts every

0:35.9

moment of my life. I think about you when I close my eyes at night and I will be hard-broken

0:42.5

until the morning you are by my side when I awaken. But until that day comes, please send more

0:49.8

my patriots apply. I love the cheesy macaroni, as well as their scrumptious oatmeal. However,

0:58.4

the pudding is transcendental. One tastes and it makes me feel as if I'm no longer a prisoner in

1:06.6

this world. It provides a fantastical taste of escape that an incarcerated man like myself

1:14.8

so desperately needs. In fact, it turns out I like my patriots apply even more than you.

1:22.8

A future man told me that we get divorced in 1996, but that pudding will always be by my side.

1:31.6

Yours for now. Nelly. PS. Please do not tell anyone about how I like to put tires around people's

1:40.3

neck and light them on fire. Send pudding.

1:46.4

It's June! Which marks louder with Crowder's seventh annual cultural appropriation month.

2:16.8

Where we take you across the globe, learning about and appreciating all the diverse cultures this

2:23.3

planet has to offer. Because to appropriate is to appreciate. This week we transport you to a very

2:32.1

special portion of a majestic continent, the land of lions, derraths, and apartheid, the birthplace

2:39.9

of such wonderful whites as Elon Musk and Charlie's Theron, South Africa.

2:56.0

I'm very happy to on Twitter. That's because I know we're kind of scraping the bottom of the

3:03.0

barrel with this one. We're looking at South Africa. But you can see my SpaceX.

3:07.7

Do I need to get to the moon? It's not cheap. We don't have June Hanson on the payroll here.

3:18.9

I'm really glad to be with you. Let me just set this up. We're going to get to Joe Biden on Jimmy

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