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3 Martini Lunch – Political Humor & Commentary

Jimmy Kimmel’s 'Plumber' Joke Against DHS Sec. Sparks Backlash

3 Martini Lunch – Political Humor & Commentary

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Government, News, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Join Jim and Greg for the Thursday 3 Martini Lunch as they break down Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman blasting fellow Democrats over the DHS shutdown, Jimmy Kimmel mocking Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin’s blue-collar background, Iran’s absurd demands to end the war, and a House Democrat edging closer to expulsion.

First, they applaud Fetterman for forcefully rejecting his party’s push to keep the Department of Homeland Security shut down and shredding their arguments for doing so. They also call out Jimmy Kimmel for ridiculing Sec. Mullin’s roots as a plumber

Then they get a kick out of Iran’s laughable negotiating demands to end the war. Greg uses a personal analogy to explain why Iran has no leverage, while Jim asks a very important question about any future negotiations.

Finally, they react to the House Ethics Committee advancing closer toward a possible expulsion of Florida Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick following her indictment on corruption charges. Jim and Greg examine why party leaders so often circle the wagons instead of cutting loose members who should be an embarrassment to the party and to the nation.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the three martini lunch.

0:04.9

Grab a stool next to Greg Carumbus of Radio America and Jim Garrity of National Review.

0:10.6

Three martini's coming up.

0:13.0

So glad you're with us for the Thursday edition of the three martini lunch.

0:17.0

And Jim, we start off with a double-fisted martini when it comes to the fight over funding

0:21.8

Homeland Security, one on the funding fight itself and one as it relates to the new Secretary

0:27.3

for Homeland Security, former Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullen. Let's take them one at a time.

0:32.1

Last night, Pennsylvania Democratic Senator John Federman was on Hannity with Sean Hannity.

0:39.2

Federman is only, I think he's the only Democrat right now, voting to fully fund the Department of Homeland Security. Democrats continue

0:45.7

to filibuster the overall bill. We've seen the TSA lines and so forth. But last night,

0:51.1

Sean Hannity asked him to expand on this. And one of the fun things about Federman is, is that even though he doesn't agree with us most of the time, when he does disagree

0:58.8

with his party, he not only disagrees, he blows up their narratives. Listen, I mean, why do they

1:04.4

want this shutdown? I truly don't know who's on first. I mean, with a lot of this, it's just a fundamental,

1:11.5

simple thing just to acknowledge that this is gone,

1:14.3

it should have never happened, but it's gone way too long.

1:17.2

We've all witnessed the kinds of chaos in our nation.

1:20.4

Do the right thing.

1:21.9

Put the country ahead of the party.

1:25.3

Now there's a huge rally, you know, another no King's kinds of protest.

1:30.3

So now it's also probably motivating some people in my party that they might be afraid

1:36.3

to reopen now because they are demanding these kinds of extremes, you know, what they think is the solution,

1:43.3

that there was ever going to be a solution.

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