Jimmy Kimmel Returns – September 24, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
- Jimmy Kimmel Live! is back on air, the Tigers blow a monumental division lead, Dan Crenshaw v. TMZ, Sister jean hangs ’em up at 106, unreleased rock albums, and Corey Feldman BLOWN OUT of Dancing with the Stars.
- Kristen Carney is out of Stuttering John’s league.
- Delonte West looks terrible.
- The Tigers finally blew it. A 15.5 game lead in the AL Central and 1st place now belongs to the Cleveland Guardians. Tarik Skubal nearly killed a guy.
- Corey Feldman has been BLOWN OUT of Dancing with the Stars after just two episodes.
- Dan Crenshaw held TMZ’s feet to the fire.
- Jimmy Kimmel returned to Late Night. His ratings were on fire. It must have been those 400 celebrities that signed a petition. Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos finally break their silence.
- Virginia Tech still needs money.
- Lance Twiggs is in hiding.
- The Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein statue has been taken down.
- The White House pulled a troll on Joe Biden.
- Sister Jean finally retires at 106.
- Rolling Stone drops Classic Rock’s Unreleased Albums We Need to Hear.
- Kevin Durant can’t access his Bitcoin.
- Sniper Joshua Jahn kills 2 at Dallas ICE facility.
- Marc is going to see Louis CK tonight.
- 6th graders are talking to this 4th grader after catching Jared Goff in the stands at Ford Field.
- D4vd and his dismembered ‘girlfriend’ remains a mystery.
- Charlie Kirk is playing guitar in Heaven with some friends. AI is insane.
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| 0:00.0 | Two one pitch. |
| 0:02.1 | Slow chopper to first. |
| 0:03.4 | That'll get the go ahead run home. |
| 0:05.8 | Three to Cleveland. |
| 0:07.7 | You're going! |
| 0:13.8 | Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:15.7 | We are on the deals indeed. |
| 0:16.9 | com studios and it is a, what a grim week it has been |
| 0:22.6 | in the motor city of the tigers |
| 0:24.4 | lions were great I know the lions were great |
| 0:26.8 | but the tigers all season is coming down to this |
| 0:29.4 | horrific close |
| 0:30.8 | oh it was a Friday |
| 0:32.9 | what a depressing night I was at that game it was the worst |
| 0:37.0 | I was yelling yelling from the Champions Club at AJ Hinch. |
| 0:40.4 | Did you hear him, Trudy? No, I did not even, bellowing. I don't think the bullpen hurt me either. Get warmed up. Somebody get up. Hurry up, warm up. God. People I was sitting with were like, let's go tigers when there's like maybe at the bottom of the eight or something. |
| 0:57.6 | It's like maybe at the bottom of the eight or something. |
| 0:57.6 | I'm like, it's, it's lost, you know. |
| 1:02.0 | Stop having false illusions about this game. |
| 1:04.4 | It's over. |
| 1:05.7 | Oh, so. |
| 1:06.5 | It was over in the first inning. |
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