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🗓️ 11 January 2023
⏱️ 111 minutes
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0:33.5 | Jennifer Lopez, if you've noticed and I'm not a conspiracy guy, she gets married, then does a |
0:40.7 | wedding about getting married. No, she gets married, then does a movie about getting married, |
0:44.8 | then gets married, then does a movie about getting married, then gets divorced, one more movie |
0:51.1 | about getting married. Does that sound like it's possible? I see where you're going with that. |
0:56.1 | There's a lot of marriage relations. You have a PR person, FYI, it wouldn't be bad if you were |
1:02.3 | seeing dating so and so. That's true. Clicks and views, David. I know you think it's romance. |
1:07.7 | Emily Ratatowski. What kind of do they work? It's all about clicks and views. |
1:11.0 | Who is Emily Ratatowski? She's on a real tear. Emily Ratatowski. Yeah, get with the program, |
1:18.3 | Dan. She should shorten that to Emily R. I think Ratatowski's to how about Emily the Rat. |
1:26.0 | That seems kind of mean in a way. Oh, call her Rat. I'm just saying Ratatouille was cute. |
1:31.5 | I turned down the voice of Ratatouille. No, you didn't. Yes. We just stumbled into it. |
1:36.3 | I went visit it, Pixar. They wanted me to do the lead rats and I said, |
1:42.7 | there's a Dureen Bush Jr.'s administration. It's during the Bubonic Flamin' |
1:47.9 | French Rat. I thought this is going to go down. I don't want to be the guy who took down Pixar. |
1:54.9 | Next thing you know, 700 million. 700 Emily. I don't make good choices. No. |
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