This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

Ah no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Come on, we're gonna fall in here

I'm still not looking

And I'm not listening to my podcast

Don't want batting, mere hated, simple

Oh look how sleek you are

How you doing?

That sounded very gay

And I'm touching

Yeah, it's alright, but you look like, uh, I don't know, that shirt looks like some sort of

You're either like a mastermind who runs the world at the old dr. Evilie

Or I don't know, you look good

Can I tell you what I am? What?

I am a guy whose wife is grown tired of me asking her what I should wear

And she went and got me like four casual outfits that I can wear to things that have numbers on them like granemals

Is this a child?

That's why I'm a mom's wife child

Is this why guys like marriage because there's somebody who does shit for you that you don't want to do

Oh well, is that the main part of it?

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