Jimmy Carr
Don't Ask Tig
American Public Media
4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2022
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Jimmy Carr, one of the UK's best loved comedians and game show hosts, is so good at giving advice, he's written a self-help book. He shares with Tig his “cheat” on what all self-help books have in common. Jimmy and Tig compare notes on why they may actually appreciate heckling during a standup - and offer advice about a woman worried she's getting marriage proposals only because she's rich.
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| 0:00.0 | Don't ask TIG listeners. Remember when I asked you to let me know what you're looking forward to |
| 0:05.2 | this year? Well, here's a really exciting one I wanted to share from a listener named Allison. |
| 0:11.6 | She says, dear TIG, a while back I wrote in to ask how you knew you wanted to have kids. |
| 0:18.3 | Well, now my husband and I are expecting our first baby this March. We are also so excited to |
| 0:24.4 | be going to your Portland show as part of our baby moon staycation weekend. I love hearing you talk |
| 0:30.3 | about your boys and Stephanie on the show. Well, Allison, I'm so happy to read this and if you need |
| 0:36.8 | help naming that baby or anything, you know where to ask. Congrats on the new addition to your family |
| 0:43.6 | and thank you for making me part of that celebration. And to everyone else out there, if you like |
| 0:49.6 | this show and haven't bought tickets to my hello again tour, get on it. Go to TIGnotaro.com. |
| 0:58.5 | I'm on the road at this very moment. I'm in Cleveland in a hotel room. Okay. That's how dedicated |
| 1:06.5 | to this show I am, but also to touring. All right. So come see a show and then let's get on with this show. |
| 1:14.8 | I don't know what you call your other half, but I like this is my boo. My boo? This is my boo. |
| 1:23.7 | This is my honey bunny. This is my everything. This is my girl, my world. What about this is my |
| 1:28.9 | property. I own this. Mm hmm. Born paid for. We are born chain. |
| 1:45.6 | Oh, nobody is hopeless. Everybody goes to. |
| 1:57.6 | This is Don't Ask TIG. I'm TIGnotaro and I just learned that in the UK, my podcast is known as |
| 2:05.9 | You mustn't query. With me today is one of the United Kingdom's best loved comedians. He's also a |
| 2:13.9 | writer and host of some of the UK's longest running game shows such as 8 out of 10 cats and big fat |
| 2:22.1 | quiz of the year. He's got two specials on Netflix you can watch, but finish this podcast first. |
| 2:28.6 | Jimmy Carr, what a delight it is to have you join me today on You mustn't query. TIG. |
| 2:34.8 | I mean, you mustn't query is a very, very funny title. It's an honor to be on the show. I very |
| 2:39.8 | much like the show. I like the format. I like the whole idea. I think the idea of comedians |
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