You're listening to Comedy Central. We're cancel culture. Do our contributions to society make up for our past indiscretions?

We examine on a scale of one to Michael Jackson.

Then, should toys be more gender neutral?

Why not?

When I was a kid, we already had Transformers.

It was a robot who identified as a car.

And I go back to Australia to learn about some products

that surprisingly still exist.

When was the last time you ate coon cheese?

Oh, when I was a teenager?

What if it's in slices?

I don't have it because I shit myself and I'm lactose intolerant but we all have our crosses to bet.

Okay, up first, what a week.

Looks like the president is getting impeached.

No, we have more important things to talk about.

The man who created the labradoodle says inventing the dog breed is his biggest life regret.

He blames himself for inspiring the trend of designer dogs and said,

I opened a Pandora's box and released Frankenstein's monster.

Okay, let's not give ourselves too much credit.

See? Dr Frankenstein created a monster using science, alchemy, and evil genius.

You just cracked open a beer and watched a couple of dogs fucking.

The Anti-Defamation League has added a few more items to its online database of hate speech

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