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Hey everybody, welcome to The Best Show and my name is Tom and I'm the host of the best show and this one might sound a little different. It's because we're not live tonight.

Here's the story with where we're at in the second week of May of 2022.

This is recorded earlier on Tuesday.

So where are we at?

So basically, we don't have a studio in Jersey City

and we will shortly have one in Los Angeles.

Imminent.

Right now, the Jersey City studio, due to the, thanks to the efforts of our beloved producer Pat Byrne, Pat worked really hard and did a great job and packed up Jersey City and it's on a truck.

And hopefully nobody pulls a fast and the furious and takes over the truck and then starts doing a show of their own.

Because certainly all the equipment is on that truck and you could do it.

I'm not saying where the truck is.

I don't trust nobody.

I don't know what you maniacs are going to do.

If you're going to jump on the truck and drive it away and then start doing the best show,

look, it's not the mask. You won't become the best show. Look, it's not the mask.

You won't become the best show if you get the equipment for the show.

It is not like the movie The Mask, or Son of the Mask, for that matter.

Which I prefer.

I think I'm in the minority on this that I think I like son of the mask better than

the, a first mask.

I think it's like a godfather, Godfather two situation.

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