Live from Southern California. This is the Jim Rome Show.

Incredibly enough, there is pro football today. How do I know that? My favorite clone Nick Cessario hit me up yesterday and said I'm headed out for a plane.

He's getting on a plane.

If Nick is getting on a plane, the Texans must be playing.

Class smack.

All right, so.

So there is football, pro football, today.

Now it doesn't count, it doesn't mean anything,

it's a preseason game, but it is happening.

And of course, we're all going to watch it. Of course, we're all going to watch it. Of course we're all

going to watch it like the tweakers that we all are. Speaking of tweaking,

watching it is a no-brainer.

The question is whether or not I actually get down and do the dumbest thing ever and bet the

first exhibition game. That's how hard I'm tweaking. Oh and by the way

way to sack up South Sudan and get me paid last night.

Yes, I took the points.

And no, that does not make me un-American.

It was a business decision.

I was not rooting against us. I never root against us. I was rooting

for South Sudan to keep it within 29 and they did wait and nut up and get me paid.

Shout out to my dude Luoldang.

Hey, business is business.

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