Live from Southern California. This is the Jim Rome Show.

I want to get right to Philly Fan.

Philly Fan, help me out here.

What is the opposite of climbing a greased light pole?

What is the opposite of slamming and housing a horse pie sando?

Because whatever the opposite of a Philadelphia celebration is,

this is what I'm sure is going down right now.

I mean, I said it last week, right?

I said after last week's evisceration at the hands of the Cowboys,

the Philadelphia look like a broken team.

They look broken, they look miserable, they look dysfunctional on both sides of the ball, and that

they're not just trending in the wrong direction, they're literally heading right off a cliff. They're trending off of a cliff. I mean it's

bad, really bad, and whatever is worse is where they are right now. I said all those things prior to last night. So if that's how it was prior to last night, how is it right now? If I were you a Philly fan right now, I'd find that panic button and I would jump up and down on it

because clearly this crew is in full-on panic mode desperation mode. Now before meltdown mode, implosion mode,

before we get to Jaylin Hurts, who a Philly fan is blaming exclusively for this implosion,

nothing says panic like changing out the defensive play caller this late in the season.

Nothing except giving the play calling duties to none other than Matthew the

Ticonderoga. And I don't want to hear about how the defense

actually played better for most of the game because the defense actually played

like crap when it mattered most.

And it's a defense that allowed a backup quarterback

to go 92 yards in 10 plays in 84 seconds.

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