Live from Southern California, this is the Jim Rome show.

I did not see coach, rock, paper, scissors, getting it up, making it up off the mat.

I did not expect to see less thinking actually leading to talent takeover ever again.

I did not see Nick Siriani getting the Eagles back to looking like a contender once again.

But then again, who did? Nobody did. I'm not alone saying that. Who was out there banging on the table and defending this guy and saying we just don't get it? He is that guy.

Nobody. Nobody thought anybody would ever put the Siriani Eagles and the Super Bowl into the same sentence ever again.

Because that team could not have been more broken.

The vibes coming off that team could not have been more off.

They were a totally lost.

I can't even stop doing it.

I can't even stop doing it.

The Tourette's.

Now that football team was totally lost,

searching for any hope whatsoever,

hoping anybody or anything would walk through that door and pick them up.

And then they found it.

Then they found it.

An absolute stud came walking through that door.

Saquan Barkley.

Another absurd.

I mean, I mean absurd night for Snake Juan.

Who's anything but a snake?

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