Live from Southern California. This is the Jim Rome Show.

This whole Bacon 45 thing. Why don't we start right there? When this whole bacon

45 thing started, I really was not saying that the dude was cooked. Bacon 45.

That was a result of why this guy came back from an 11 day camp absence

looking like Hollow Man. But now I will say, eight games into this season, it is pretty undeniable that Tom Brady looks completely fried.

Now it's more like crispy Bacon 45

burnt Bacon 45

charred Bacon 45

expired Bacon 45.

Nasty ass microwave Bacon 45.

And I hate to say this but I really hope that the other half of his face

is stashed somewhere safe, an offshore account in a

shoebox underground in a vault wherever he's hiding it, because if not, his wife apparently is going to get it.

As if things were not going badly enough for bacon, divorce documents have apparently been formally filed today.

So it looks like it's pretty much official.

Consider that a divorce.

Consider that a divorce.

Obviously, I'll get to that in a minute. I'm not looking to pile on a man, so personal life at all.

But in terms of football, it's bad. It's really bad.

It's not just Brady. The entire offense is horrendous again.

They had a couple of decent drives last night and then they drove themselves right off a cliff for the rest of the game.

At one point last night, the Bucks punted on five stray possessions and three of those were

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