To quote Alvin DeLoro, you're on.

Hell yes, I'm on.

All right, we start hour number three.

Here is something that I was not aware of as I was chastising you callers for being, you know, yourselves.

Not that good.

Not good enough.

Stucknut pointed this out. And of course I didn't know this.

See, I'm so used to doing your work for you that I wasn't even aware of this.

This is my normal.

Stucknut, of course, knew this, but if Stucknut did not point this out,

Stucknut is the jungle historian and the unofficial webmaster of the program, no offense, James Kelly.

Stucknut writes, you've already gone half the week without taking a phone call.

Let's finish the week strong also by not taking calls. All right. So that's unusual.

The last of the Mohicans, a single host of a long-form talk show, no co-hosts, no morning zoo effect,

nobody to roll off of.

And I have not taken a phone call this week.

And when anybody say that, hey, man, show sucks.

No, the show's been great.

I didn't even know I hadn't taken a phone call.

I solicit phone calls all the time because I'm trying to get you to do better.

I'm trying to get your confidence up.

I'm trying to get you to see even if you get roasted, it's not the end of the world.

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