John Stewart here.

Unbelievably exciting here.

My new podcast, The Weekly Show, we're going to be talking about the election, economics,

ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.

Listen to the Weekly show with John Stewart,

wherever you get your podcast. I'm your host Stephen Colbert and it is you know that is you know that

you know that electricity in this room it is it is debate night Eve so don't forget to put out some Debate Night Eve. Eve. Okay?

So don't forget to put out some milk and cookies for Santa.

And then give him two minutes for a rebuttal.

This actually might be the only debate between Harris and Trump, and there's lot riding on it.

Heading into the matchup down, it's in Philadelphia, down in Philly, the goal for Harris is to connect

with the thin slice of undecided voters.

Yes, once again, a presidential election will come down to undecided voters.

You know their slogan, we can't pick a slogan. Harris's tactics,

her tax, she's got a different plan. Her tactics for taking down Trump are a little different than

Biden's because unlike Joe Biden she has not focused on portraying Trump as a fundamental

threat to democracy. Okay, that's interesting, okay? Also, unlike Joe

Biden, she's decided not to spend large portions of the debate staring

hauntingly into space like an ancient dog, seeing a ghost in the quarter of the room that no one else can see.

Harris, remember? Harris, is taking her debate prep pretty seriously.

She's been holed up for five days in a Pittsburgh hotel doing highly choreographed debate practice sessions.

Wow, that's exciting.

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