Jim Norton

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Alison Rosen

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2012

⏱️ 108 minutes

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The delightful (and by delightful I mean perverted) Jim Norton stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Friend to discuss his new stand up special Jim Norton: Please Be Offended, juicy butts, bathing routines, relationships, anger, sobriety and a lot of other stuff including our mutual love of Alan Alda. Jim is the author of Happy Endings and I Hate Your Guts and a regular on Opie and Anthony, Red Eye and the Tonight Show. In this episode we also discussed Things You Never Hear People Say with Alfred Schulz and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and Topic Sombrero. AND MORE.

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0:00.0	This week on For Crying Out Loud.
0:04.0	Talk to your kid fine.
0:05.0	It's one thing, but talking to their kid loud as they're going through Trader Joe's.
0:09.0	Because they want you to notice.
0:10.0	Bananas!
0:12.0	Bananas!
0:15.0	Haley, can you say bananas?
0:17.0	Nuts?
0:18.0	And then they go to the checkout.
0:20.0	Then they sit at the checkout.
0:21.0	Aiden, we're getting some kale.
0:24.0	Kale is very healthy.
0:26.0	Can you say quinoa?
0:30.0	Quinoa.
0:31.0	And then they're talking to the 24-year-old dude that's checking them out.
0:35.0	The surfer do the tat Trader Joe's checking them out.
0:38.0	And she's like...
0:39.0	Find everything you need today.
0:40.0	Yes, yes.
0:41.0	And then act like the 24-year-old dude is interested in little Hudson.
0:53.0	He's going to grow up to be a brogan.
0:57.0	Check out an all-new episode of For Crying Out Loud this Monday.
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