Jim Norton The Musical | Howie Mandel Does Stuff
Howie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
AMP Digital
3.1 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Jim Norton. Woo! Norton! And this is Jacqueline Shultz. Hi. This is my daughter. Hello. How are you? Good. Thanks. What are you doing in town, buddy? I'm doing gigs Friday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, so I came a couple days early just to do podcast because I'm traveling with Louis. I'm doing six weeks overseas with him, |
| 0:22.3 | so I'm not gonna. |
| 0:23.0 | Louis C.K.? |
| 0:23.7 | Yeah, we're doing like Turkey and India, |
| 0:26.7 | Tokyo, Hong Kong. |
| 0:28.5 | So I wanted to do some promotion for the special |
| 0:31.5 | and for my podcast before I go. |
| 0:33.7 | When you guys travel together, |
| 0:36.7 | have you ever seen him masturbate? Never. |
| 0:38.3 | No. |
| 0:39.3 | And I've dressed sexy. |
| 0:40.3 | No, never. |
| 0:41.3 | He's like a monk now. |
| 0:43.3 | Is he? |
| 0:44.3 | I never traveled with him before. |
| 0:45.3 | But now on the road, he's like a monk. |
| 0:47.3 | Like he literally goes back to the room. |
| 0:49.3 | He goes to bed early, gets up, goes for a walk, calls his girlfriend. |
| 0:52.3 | He lives like a really, a chaste life. |
| 0:57.8 | Wow. |
| 0:58.2 | Yep. |
| 0:59.2 | And you? |
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