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🗓️ 14 December 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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0:00.0 | Are you both both in the queue for tickets? |
0:02.0 | Yeah, I've got like 27 times open. |
0:04.0 | I'm ready to some ones or whoever gets through first. |
0:05.0 | I'm into. |
0:06.0 | Found a good spot for phone signal. |
0:08.0 | I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though. |
0:11.0 | Oh, hold on. |
0:12.0 | Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly. Money never felt like |
0:25.0 | Monzo. Download your new favourite bank. UK residents T's and C's apply. |
0:30.0 | My blocks are your depression that's a pretty standard block. |
0:34.0 | Imposter syndrome, I had an abusive mother, |
0:37.0 | um, dyslexia, and I'm highly uncoordinated. |
0:40.0 | Oh, that's funny. |
0:42.0 | Hey everyone, it's blocks, it's me, Neil Brennan, and we're going to heal the earth. |
0:48.4 | My guest today is in my, we're going to go top 15 of all time a lot of a hundred thousand people have done |
0:56.0 | stand-up probably they've tried it and I would put I put you in my top |
1:00.0 | that's who's ever done it thank. He's got my favorite joke about autism, but not vaccinating his son. It's got several great punchlines. One of them's incredibly ironic. I don't know what happened to that with dating and all that stuff. |
1:14.0 | Your ex and we don't have to talk about it. Oh I don't remember. |
1:17.4 | I don't remember the routine. I haven't watched it since I did it but I get the beats of it. |
1:22.0 | Yeah and he's got of course the maybe the greatest gun |
1:26.0 | control bit ever in Australia we had the biggest massacre on earth the Australian government went that's |
1:30.6 | it no more guns and we all went yeah right then that seems fair enough and he's just a |
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