Jim Jefferies - Part 1

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2013

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jim Jefferies stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about his childhood, opera singing, guns, his FX show Legit, why he has a hangover, having a new baby versus a cocaine habit, ten pin bowling, sex, why he uses a stage name, suicide and depression, the few things he won't make jokes about, why all actors want to play disabled and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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0:00.0	Hello my little blue cheese crumbles, it's me, Allison, before the show officially starts
0:16.4	one to say a few things.
0:18.2	One, this is kind of a just mirror everyone, and yet I didn't do it in the segment, I hate
0:22.9	plain water.
0:23.9	I'm trying to think if I've ever brought that up on this show.
0:26.9	If I am forced to drink just water, it is as if there is nothing that's liquid that
0:32.6	I can drink at all.
0:34.6	I will die of thirst before drinking water.
0:40.2	That might be an exaggeration, but I just don't like it.
0:42.7	Have I talked about it before you're not in Gary?
0:44.2	I think you have, but it's hard for me to differentiate between this show and just knowing
0:48.4	you and other shows, but I'm pretty sure we've discussed that before when somebody was
0:52.3	asking you to taste your water.
0:53.9	Right.
0:54.9	It sounds like a euphemism, but Gary is referring to these sodas that I drink, which are
1:00.6	sparkling water beverages, and they have flavoring, and they're super artificial tasting, but
1:04.4	calorie free and caffeine free, because I enjoy the taste of things that are very artificial.
1:10.0	Anyway, I think it's time for iTunes Common of the Week.
1:24.9	Alright, this one comes from ThinTheHard.net.
1:31.0	Oh, and warning, if you're eating something, put it down.
1:35.0	It's titled, Hilarious Makes Me Horny.
1:37.7	Allison, the next time you poop, please freeze it and send it to me so I can put it in my
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