Come in, buddy. Orange. Aren't you glad you're here? You need something to drink?

I do not. I'm okay. Well, I would water if it's on a... Water, that's what I meant.

Hi, how are you?

Jackie. It's my daughter. I know, we met last time. I know, but you may not remember that she's my

daughter. I... Yeah, I rang up your mum and called her aa. It's all very memorable stuff to me. We were just saying before you came in here, how many c-o-s we're going to have to bleep out. You don't have to bleep out. Because he's from Australia where it doesn't have the same... Does YouTube know that? I don't actually say... Thank you. I don't actually say it as much as people think I say, but... Oh, yeah, you do. But when I'm on stage, sometimes, like... I do a joke about, like, sign language people on the side of the stage, and I go, it always ruins the show because I'm too immature because I'm just just there going, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, which was the sign.

Sign language is, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dum, that's... Is it? Okay, so that's... So you have to cut that out? Do we have to edit this? So, we started? Okay, so that's, that's vagina. Yeah? This is c.

No.

So yeah, you got to, like, like, like that.

So vagina's more thing.

Cahs got. is c***. No. So yeah, you gotta like, like, like that.

So vagina's more thing, cuck, got more attitude, right?

So anyway, whenever I do the bit, I go, come, come, c, c, I always, I always, I always,

I feel bad.

I always, I feel so bad.

Hear a cheer in the audience because my fans, they always do it over under on how many times I'm going to say it.

So they're always gambling.

If it's a group of lads, they gamble on how many times I'm going to say it, and that always let someone win.

So do we have a gamble?

Is there anybody backstage?

Have you guys said a number?

Somebody backstage, write down a number at the end of this. We'll see who got the closest. It's never as much as you think. In an hour of stand-up, it's like 15, 16 times. And then if I do the... You know, that's a lot for most people. Oh, that's more than most Americans say in a lifetime. Really? Yeah, like really when you think about it. How often, I know you're Canadian, how often did your mother say it? How often in her whole lifetime did you hear your mother? Never. Your grandmother, did you ever just hear her? No. No. Just drop one. No, never. See, so I already said it more than she said it in her lifetime. Well, you don't know. So you win. You don't know how she was in private, but you know what? Yeah, it's more than most, I guess. But I don't think it's 15. But you know what? My grandmother had, I don't know if it was Parkinson's or something. So she used to like, do that. She's decided like, she used to go, how, how are you? It's right. My, my, my, my, my, my mother. Does that have to be added? No. Okay. My mother was always like very much into going to the doctors and on top of stuff and loved it. So she had a bad back my whole life. She would always lay there on this wooden board and if it, oh, my back, my back. I always thought she was this close to being in a wheelchair. Then she got diabetes and I stopped hearing about the back. I never heard about the back again. And then she got Parkinson's and I stopped hearing about the diabetes. Thank God. And then she died and I stopped hearing from her at all. So, you know, you are so lucky.

That is so.

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