Ms. Fitz Toys

Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. That's as far as I can get

without having to look at the script. But that was pretty good.

I think. And we're coming to you once again. From our home in New York, the

Grammacy Theater on Tuesday, April 2, 2013. Yay! Let's see your name tags. I

want to see those name tags. We can get the house lights up a little bit. That'd be

awesome also, because I'm going to make a vine of all. Oh, that's haunting! That's

really, if you guys could see what I could see right now. Oh my God, that's a

really interesting look. Let me get a crazy vine of that. As soon as I open my

phone, put in my code. I'll write, oh no, that's amazing. Here we go. I just took a vine

and then showed the audience the vine for the listeners. Now I have to hit next

and then I type in, what should I say about how it's going so far tonight? Awesome!

That's a fun word. And I see mother fuckers. Oh, it's suggested era. Yeah, I wanted to talk about,

I wanted to write about the mother fuck era. Remember when that was going down? I was

swearing a lot on my Twitter lately. I just feel like people need to grow up, not worry

so much about swearing. There's so much evil shit going on. People care about

swearing. Let's get back to the script. I don't know where that was going. Tomorrow night,

right here in New York City, tickets still available. The greatest movie ever ruled is

playing at the Friars Club Comedy Film Festival. You guys, some of you coming to that? I hope so.

I'll be there answering audience cues with some A's. Yeah, you throw it out some cues. I'll

throw out some A's. So, come on down. It's only $10. Yeah, I wrote it. That's what I wrote. $10.

$10. Make you a hauler. And is that racist? And I'm happy. I think I was quoting somebody.

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