Jim Gaffigan | One Nation Under Fraud

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

America’s president doesn’t know if he’s required to uphold the Constitution, he blames all bad economic results on his predecessor, he wants to reopen the country’s most famous prison, and “Star Wars” fans think he is one of the bad guys. Comedian Jim Gaffigan put his five children to work when it was time to create a cover for his latest comedy album. Gaffigan’s Fathertime Bourbon is available now and his album, “The Skinny,” is available for pre-order starting today at https://jimgaffigan.com. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's Siegel in Spanish Granddad?
0:03.7	El Seigle.
0:06.0	And what's a beach ball?
0:08.1	El Beachball.
0:09.3	What about a sunbed, Dad?
0:11.6	El Sunbed.
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0:17.8	You're really good at Spanish, aren't you, Grandad?
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1:04.6	Welcome friends and neighbors to the Late Show.
1:06.9	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
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