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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Jim Gaffigan | Better Late Than Emmer

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.42.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

The House GOP failed again to choose a Speaker, another Trump co-defendant took a plea deal in Georgia, and the former president made an incredible discovery mid-speech. Comedian Jim Gaffigan thinks Pat Sajak is a great guy, but doesn’t think he should have been paid to host “Wheel of Fortune.” Tickets to his “Barely Alive” tour are on sale now, and you can watch “Dark Pale” on Prime.

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0:00.0

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0:07.4

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0:56.4

Last three weeks, the House GOP has repeatedly humiliated itself, with its inability to do

1:03.1

even the simplest legislative function, pick a speaker of the House, proving themselves

1:08.8

to be not so much a legislative body, but a flaming bag of poop.

1:14.6

Left on the capital's doorstep.

1:17.4

But today was the PS dies stupid, because after multiple rounds of voting starting this

1:24.9

morning, right?

1:26.2

The GOP narrowed their choices from eight candidates down to one nominee, Minnesota Congressman

1:31.6

Tom Emmer, seen here saying, come on, you fellas, wouldn't screw me over like you did

1:35.5

the last two identical guys, come on, come on, don't do me, like, according to people

1:44.2

I pay to care about it, Emmer is the House Majority Whip who sits on the Financial Services

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