Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to armchair expert experts on expert. I'm Mike Douglas and I'm

joined by Catherine Hepburn. Hello. Do you do a Catherine Hepburn? Yes. Disrespectful.

No, I don't. But I was Audrey Hepburn for Halloween once. You were. Did you work on any

voice vocal training to, but you just look like her. You didn't attempt to sound like her.

It's one of those weird things when you're a minority. Yeah. You're kind of going in white

face, is that what you're saying? I didn't. It always feels so obviously not the person

because you're a different color. It's hard to get over it. Although the cast of Hamilton,

they did not let that stand in their way. They own those roles. Everyone's doing it, though.

And it's when you're when you stand out as a brown Audrey Hepburn. Would it help if I went? No.

Hold on. You haven't heard my pitch. I know what I'm scared. So if we could think of a famous movie

where there was a white woman starring opposite either Indian person. Okay.

I will go as the Indian and you will go as the white person. And then you'll have a comrade.

But I won't go in brown face, of course, because that would end both for three years. Okay. So

you're just going to I'll be a companion. I'll be playing the wrong race and you'll be playing

the wrong race. Okay. That would help. Okay. How many? There's so many. So many to choose from.

Like what? No, I know. Probably a black to be honest. It'd be a white woman and a black

lead male would be most easy for us to pull from. We're so off track. Listen. This one's really fun

for me. Yes. And I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's it's going to file into the category

of the Lane Norton's. And a couple of these people I've had in where you kind of thought,

well, this is going to be boring. 100%. 100. When I see on the list, well, by the way,

because this came to us a little bit back door, because you have a personal relationship with this

person. So it wasn't like he was pitched in the same way. You were just like, Hey, we're going

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