Hi, I'm sorry, all right we got this I know because I know I use my name constantly

Hi, my name is Jim Downey and I feel entirely unapologetic about being Conan O'Brien's

friend

Fall is here, here they are, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walkin' loose, climb the fence, books and pens

I can tell that we are gonna be friends, I can tell that we are gonna be friends

Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend, joined as always by Sona Mopsession

Hello, Sona Hi, you said my name so nicely

I did, with a lot of respect, HR told me to do that and Matt Gourley, how are you?

That's a little indifferent though, dismissive is what I was going for

Not a different mission accomplished, how are you guys?

You know, I'm okay

Yeah, good, that's all I need to know

I didn't even answer, so let's go in, I just plow right ahead

Do you even listen to us when you answer?

No, no, I just plow right ahead

I can barely see you guys, you're just blobs

When I really care about someone, they come into sharp focus

Oh man

Yeah, and then when not, it's just like sort of like gray clouds

See, you can't see this

Wait, what are you? No, not a thing

I'm just assuming you're waving at me

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