Hey everybody, welcome to the H3 show.

This is your host, Ethan Clyde, come back to your life from Los Angeles, California.

The date is, of course, March 4th, 2026.

And I come before you, a humble man who's man enough to admit when he has a problem.

That problem is posture.

We were unable to address it last week

with our

braces and our beeping devices

and such. So what we have here today, we kind of

stepped it up to the next level.

Can you show?

Yeah, we are over. Yeah, so. So what you're seeing is this is essentially suspended from the roof.

And essentially suspended from the roof. And it's meant to straight my spine and neck through the power of gravity.

It's something you might expect to see in a Russian dungeon.

Oh! to see in a Russian dungeon. I'm trying to put him all my way.

I mean, I am putting a lot on it.

So, yeah, be careful. It's being held up by the grid right now. The grid is strong. If you pull down that whole grid, that'd be crazy. I don't, I'll be honest. Well, what's the, what's the grid load? That's a Dan question. I'm assuming it's got a load. I think the grid will be okay. Yeah. I'm more concerned about... Maybe at my peak weight. Yeah. You know, reminds me, I took my kids when I was at my peak weight to Adventure City. Do you know that place? It's near Disneyland near pirates. Yes, I do with the go carts andarts and all, the bumper cars and all that kind of stuff.

Mate, I don't remember bumper cards, but it's like a little mini theme park.

Got it.

And they have like a ferris wheel with buckets.

And so I got in the bucket with Teddy.

And this motherfucker was, boom.

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