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Good Guys

Jim Carrey Face, Lesbian Heart with Heather Shaw

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by comedian Heather Shaw - aka the internet’s favorite Jim Carrey doppelgänger. We get into lesbian stereotypes, Kentucky culture, Cheesecake Factory politics, celebrity facelifts, crowd work, golf dads, gold diggers, and why TikTok has become a digital psych ward. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! Check out Heather’s new special! Write us! Send your messages to goodguyspodcast1@gmail.com  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Visit www.xyzal.com for more information For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys  Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code goodguys for up to 35% off your first order To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYS Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to Quo.com/goodguys. Quo - no missed calls, no missed customers. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/GOODGUYS10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.

0:06.0

A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.

0:14.0

And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?

0:20.0

Yeah, we're the good guys, do not be? Yeah, we're the good guys. We're not the great guys. We're just so good and good a good of good guys. Whoa. Mals and Morans, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. We are sitting here. She's got a brand new special out. All righty. See ya. It's Heather Shaw. Hey, hey.

0:38.8

I'm gay. What an honor. Heather, thank you so much for joining us. We've already started. She lives in Louisville, Kentucky. Josh, what are we doing? The taxes. You know how much money we'd save? We could buy a beautiful plot of land right next to Heather. She didn't invite us over or anything, but we, it's an open-door policy in legal, right?

0:56.8

Yeah, no taxes, no education. There's really, I mean, who needs that? Oh, what are we building the spaceship over here on the good guys podcast? Yeah, but you have a nice weather. Oh, I'm so jealous. What's your weather like over there? Awful. It's hot in the summer and then it's freezing. It's just not fun. It's fine to visit. Get me out. Such a funny slogan for Louisville. Stay dumb. Stay stupid. Yeah. He doesn't get dumber than people in New York. Honestly, people love to say, oh, they're dumb in the middle of, no, they're dumb in New York, okay? California, do you think they're smart, Josh? Oh, my God. Have you ever met someone from Venize? No. No, listen. Yeah, but at least you guys have rights. Like, that's fun. Rights are, rights are right. Rights are so fun. Oh, women can choose over here. Can tuck tuck? They're not. Tuck-tuck is, I don't, they don't give a fuck, fuck. You know what I mean? I don't think. I don't really know, but I doubt you can abort. That's not great. Yeah. I would agree. That's a demerit in their column, but the whiskey, or is it bourbon, the bourbon. It's something. I don't even, yeah, it's bourbon and horses. I mean, old people's stuff. Yeah. Wow, nature's abortion. Yeah. That's what they have. That's a hot tub and bourbon.

2:18.0

That's what they have.

2:18.8

They don't have rights, but they can pour a bunch of bourbon up their cuder. Yeah. Too much? Too much. Okay. For sure, too much. Okay. Too much. Have you been to Kentucky? Has anybody been to Kentucky? Sure have. You have. Mm-hmm. and Ben works in the booth space

2:33.4

he owns a canned wine company.

2:34.8

Oh, that's right. Okay.

2:35.9

I do.

2:36.4

Yeah.

2:36.6

I do.

2:37.0

So yeah, but along Me. You have. And Ben works in the booze space. He owns a canned wine company.

2:34.8

Oh, that's right.

2:35.5

Okay.

2:35.9

I do.

2:36.4

Yeah.

2:36.6

I do.

2:37.0

But a long time ago, I think it's, is George Dickel? Is there a distillery in Kentucky? Is that the mayor? I don't know who. No, it's just a booze hound. I don't know. I don't even drink anymore, so I'm boring.

2:48.6

I don't know anything about the bourbon.

2:50.7

That was not my drink.

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