Jim Carrey Conspiracy, Lamar Odom’s Cocaine Summers, & Amanda Seyfried’s Prosthetic WHAT?!

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 12.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dana Carvey returns to The David Spade Show to recap life on the road with David — including a possible pink eye incident. The two dive into their latest movie pitch for Jason Statham’s next action hit, The Goiter and attempt to solve the mysterious Jim Carrey conspiracy circulating online. They also revisit an SNL sketch that never made it to air, weigh in on current headlines like tensions with Iran and California’s crime, and unleash another chaotic edition of Buzzing Around. Plus, the news stories get even stranger: Lamar Odom’s legendary cocaine summers, and Amanda Seyfried’s prosthetic… what exactly? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You can't step on anything on a podcast. The goiter. I like the goiter. The goiter. The black guy will not eat the. The white guy will. Oh, the white guy, he will. I know everyone here is praising you. They like Wayne's world, but I ain't tapping your tummy. I not gonna spank your spankter I knew
0:21.2	that's what do you got going on down there we might be trim the hedges a bit
0:26.8	and then she says do you know Joe dirt this one has a stye whatever that means
0:34.0	oh your call.
0:39.5	No, I'll explain to the viewers. I'm very authentic.
0:41.5	Yeah, you got a sty, which is another word for pink eye, I believe.
0:46.8	No, it's not, Dana, you know.
0:49.0	It is that you got pink guy.
0:50.9	No, it's not.
0:51.7	You got pink a motherfucker.
0:53.9	Jesus. No. What is this style? I haven't been around that many buttholes. Mm-hmm. Remember Dana last week I was saying it looks like I have that Tom Cruise eye down there? I think it's part of it still, because it looks like a little swollen. Do I put these on? Do I dare be fucking cool?
1:11.9	Why not?
1:12.9	But where's my sunglasses?
1:14.7	Maybe I should get mine.
1:15.4	No, but you can keep that beginning
1:17.6	where I say about my style.
1:19.2	Here's the grossest thing, Dana.
1:21.6	No one wants to be near you because.
1:24.4	It's contagious?
1:26.1	Well, it's not, but they think it is is and then they're also sickened by me
1:29.8	and disgusted and here's the four grossest words you can say about yourself to chase
1:36.7	the female population four okay one stye is four that's not the worst one but it's disgusting
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