Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me episode 67

Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2017

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Jim podcasts in the nude as he figures out life's problems; such as buying a house and a rude awakening for his daughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So, you want to be a marketer. It's easy. You just have to score a ton of leads and figure out a way to turn them all into customers. Plus manage a dozen channels, write a million blogs and launch 100 campaigns all at once. When that's done, simply make your socials go viral and bring in record profits. No sweat. Okay, fine. It's a lot of sweat. But with HubSpot's AI-powered marketing tools,
0:23.2	launching benchmark-breaking campaigns is easier than ever.
0:26.7	Get started at HubSpot.com slash marketers.
0:46.0	Whoa. what would you say is her biggest pet peeve towards you that's easy either bring food into bed or watch my eye pad that is a correct answer
0:53.2	um her pet peeve towards her what would my eye pad. That is a correct answer.
0:57.5	Pet peeve towards her.
0:58.7	What would you say?
1:00.6	Oh, this drives Joe a little crazy.
1:02.4	What do I do that?
1:06.3	Oh, you throw all my stuff out.
1:07.1	That's really important.
1:08.6	Wow.
1:10.1	Oh, my God.
1:10.7	You have to. You had to have said that. You had to ascend that God You have to
1:10.8	You had to
1:11.4	have to say that
1:11.8	You had to
1:12.9	ascend that
1:13.0	You had to What's up everybody? How you feeling? You ready for the summer? I am ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for the summer.
1:47.0	Ready for the summer.
1:50.0	Ready for the summer.
1:52.0	Oh.
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