Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me episode 57

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Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Jim goes on vacation in Colorado, the guys read fan emails, and tell stories of deep sea diving. Alex looks like Elvis and Mike is home alone.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:29.4	Thank you. Okay, now's time for the second part of the challenge.
0:46.3	Let's hear your jingles.
0:49.3	Actually, it's your turn.
0:52.3	You've got a potato and it seems to me need something like cheddar cheese
0:59.0	loaded up with broccoli and sour cream.
1:04.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet chivalme. Sweet Shive, my! Let's just say segment, we should no matter what, read emails.
1:34.8	No, we have some.
1:35.7	We should begin each show with them.
1:38.0	Yeah.
1:38.3	Oh, that's a good idea.
1:40.0	So begin the show with this.
1:43.0	All right, let's read some emails.
1:46.1	You're not going to get that joke yet because it's the beginning of the show.
1:48.9	You're not going to get why.
1:50.2	Hey, you're not going to get this.
1:53.0	But Alex is going to read emails and he looks, for some reason, he changes hair and he looks like Elvis.
1:57.7	No, it's just I didn't do anything with my hair.
1:59.9	My hair naturally looks like Elvis. Your hair it's just I didn't do anything with my hair. My hair naturally looks like Elvis.
2:01.5	Your hair naturally looks like it.
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