Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode-41 Metal Monologues

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Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Jim gathers proffesional actors for a segment called "Metal Monologues!" They use metal lyrics as a script to be acted in a monologue. These thesbians are not metal, so they don't find out how the song sounds until the end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	There is more to me, Queen Elia of Elfguard, than my Elven Magic.
0:05.5	Just as there's more to Geico than saving you money,
0:08.8	Geico also gives you 24-7 access to licensed agents online, on the phone or on the Geico app.
0:15.9	And while I am a mighty elf queen, I am also a mighty big fan of barbecue potato chips.
0:22.8	Minions?
0:24.4	More smoky mesquite.
0:27.3	Geico, expect great savings and a whole lot more.
0:33.3	Thanksgiving, that's an easy special we should do.
0:37.1	That's an easy special we should do. That's an easy special.
0:39.7	I love stuffed to turkey.
0:44.0	I love stuffing.
0:45.8	I bet you like you stuffing. He goes fire!
0:52.8	Fire!
0:55.1	Especially when you stuff it from the rear. All right, so today we're doing metal monologues.
1:23.4	We kept talking about this forever.
1:25.4	And me and Deanna actually kind of did when we acted out a scene of living after midnight
1:30.8	where I played a, we played a couple and I was the drunk guy.
1:35.9	And she was accusing me and being loaded.
1:38.9	Loaded.
1:39.5	And like, yo, that's when the lights come on.
1:42.4	It was really funny.
1:43.6	We should do that again and do a...
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