Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode 34-Leper Messiah

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Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Jim plays the part of metal preacher when explaining that the Metallica lyrics to Leper Messiah are a way of life. Also, he has a radio deal on the table and has to deciede if he wants to continue with the band. Finally, Breuer lays plans for his dream production in Vegas that will be the culmination of all his hard work! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yo, everybody get up!
0:02.3	Everybody get up!
0:03.6	Everybody needs to understand that I'm more than simply a hype man for this rap group,
0:07.6	just like Geico is more than just a company that can save you money.
0:11.1	Geico also has fast and friendly claim service,
0:13.6	so they can help you when you need it most.
0:15.9	And while I do love being a hype man,
0:17.9	I also love reading for children's audiobooks.
0:21.8	Like Little Bo Peep, she lost the sheet sheet and she don't know where to find them go geico expect great savings
0:28.2	and a whole lot more shooley anytime you go on like a road trip with the Shule.
0:39.1	Anytime you go on like a road trip with the family, there's that, there's that moment of just pure bliss where you're just driving.
0:45.7	You look in the mirror.
0:46.5	You just go, look at this.
0:47.4	Look at what we created.
0:48.7	How amazing is this?
0:50.1	In a matter of 30 seconds, somebody takes something from somebody and you're like, I'm going to beer into
0:56.0	oncoming traffic. I want all of this
0:58.1	to end. She wants to drink
0:59.9	from my water cup. It's water.
1:02.0	You don't own it. Just give it to her.
1:04.3	I want the yellow cup.
1:06.5	It's like the patience and
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