Jim Breuer's Breuniverse | Ep.67 - Breuer's Bunker

Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Jim calls for an emergency bunker and Shaka is on the ready. A "spy balloon", "aliens", and a "controlled release" of toxic chemicals all seem like plots of a movie, but they're not. Just WTF is going?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So, you want to be a marketer. It's easy. You just have to score a ton of leads and figure out a way to turn them all into customers.
0:08.0	Plus manage a dozen channels, write a million blogs and launch 100 campaigns all at once.
0:12.5	When that's done, simply make your socials go viral and bring in record profits.
0:16.7	No sweat. Okay, fine. It's a lot of sweat.
0:20.5	But with HubSpot's AI-powered marketing tools,
0:23.2	launching benchmark-breaking campaigns is easier than ever.
0:26.7	Get started at HubSpot.com slash marketers.
0:32.5	What's happening?
0:34.7	What's happening?
0:36.1	Everything's happening.
0:41.1	Oh my God, what is not happening what is not happening we've got in like an emergency bunker we got to go straight into a bunker today we got to go
0:48.6	full-blown conspiracy man you know what I'm getting tired of that word.
0:59.9	Theories, theories of just, we'll put it out there for you and you figure it up.
1:11.2	Now, before we do anything, just let everyone know, I added a show in Pennsylvania on March 2nd, Sunnybrook, Pennsylvania, sold Joles.
1:17.1	We're pretty much sold out on the Friday night.
1:18.9	So we're adding Thursday night.
1:21.9	Same thing with the Paramount in New York.
1:25.0	That now you had March 10th.
1:27.7	So now we added March 9th.
1:34.5	Tickets are about to go on sale, maybe on sale for Foxwoods.
1:37.2	Also Medford, Massachusetts.
1:51.2	The first funny how God works is going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, March 23rd. We have Peek Skill, I believe the Paramount.
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