Welcome to theories of the third kind.

My name is Aaron and I'm one of your hosts.

There are two other hosts joining me today, of course.

Anna, and Danielson.

Yo guys.

So before we start today's episode, I just want to say like always, we do not run any ads

on this show or take any money from any corporations.

So if you would like to help us out, then there's a few ways that you could do that.

One of the ways is Patreon for only $5 a month, which is 16 cents a day, you can sign up to our Patreon and get an extra episode each week.

These Patreon episodes are exclusive to members only.

Today we release a Patreon exclusive episode, which is a special theories Thursday, where we each cover some of our favorite theories of the week that we have selected.

Also, we have several more episodes already locked and loaded for your listening pleasure, such as the ancient artifacts, boss treasures, the Ouija board, giant splitches in the matrix,

Nexium cult, Isaac Kappy, Mimartan, Satanic preschool, Clinton Body Count Fima, and much more.

And total as of today, we have over 24 extra Patreon episodes and a ton of extra blooper reels, which you get access to all of them for just $5 a month.

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