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I used to love walking around Chinatown in whatever city I was in. I'm gonna be in Vancouver a lot this year.

Say I'm a good Chinatown.

One of the best I've heard and I've heard I've been there, but if anyone has any recommendations for good restaurants,

let me know. I'm gonna be there for a couple of several months. Anyway, that's neither here nor there.

It's definitely not there. No, not yet. I'll be there soon. But I was in LA's Chinatown, which is a really nice one as well.

I found one of these little baby scratchers with a little tiny baby hand at the end, like a plastic back scratcher.

I just thought it was so funny to, you know, pretend like that was my hand.

For whatever reason, that day, it was a Sunday. A lot of people walking around, people would introduce themselves and say, you know,

they had this sounds, this is the bragging part of the story. I'm sorry I can't avoid it. People would recognize me and they would say,

go to shake my hand and I had the little plastic baby hand in as my hand. It must have happened.

I don't know how five or six times and not once did anybody look down or say anything about the little plastic

can they were shaking. I remember that. I just offered it so strange. It was like, I wonder if they even registered it, but it was this hard little,

I mean, it's only like an inch big, like maybe two inches, this little plastic. Would you attribute that to?

You think people are just so blown away by meeting you that everything else, like nothing else mattered?

Nothing else mattered? Whoa, nice.

You're listening to Life is Short. I am your now Fleshy Handed host Justin Long.

And with me as always is my equally Fleshy Handed brother, you also know the plastic hand.

I was flesh on my hand, but I wouldn't call my hands Fleshy.

Because Fleshy is well, Fleshy compared to a plastic

I guess so, but when you say Fleshy Hand, that's a pejorative description of a hand, I would say a Fleshy Hand.

I like the idea of a fly. I always like men with Fleshy hands, I think are, you know,

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