Jewel Osco Live Show With Big Cat
The Stretch
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2018
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
The Red Line crew pulls off the improbable upset of selling out a bar at a Jewel Osco in honor of the single most premium Spirit brand on the planet, New Amsterdam Vodka. This is the full audio from the night's event, which we're turning over to you as a random bonus episode that was recorded, edited and produced from the bottom of our collective hearts. There's nothing related to Barstool Chicago that doesn't get covered in the live show including how Big Cat started the site, why Eddie really loves a Jewel-Osco, how long it would take to eat an aisle of cereal and the list goes on. Thanks to the filthy animals who showed up last Thursday, and thanks to those who are willing to retroactively consume this content. We love you, we love making this stuff and we hope you can visit us at our next live show on TBD at TBD. Most importantly, ALL GAS NO BRAKES!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Redline Radio listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.8 | Prime members can listen to Ed free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.9 | Literally young enough to be in the cart with my mom being pushed around a jewel when I was younger, like three years old literally. |
| 0:16.4 | And I wanted a tube of ghost buster toothpaste and she wouldn't buy it for me whatever reason so I ganked it. |
| 0:22.8 | And I showed it to her outside when we were in the parking lot and to teach me a lesson, |
| 0:27.7 | she brought me back in the jewel and like, ratted on me. |
| 0:30.5 | It's just awesome mom, right? |
| 0:32.0 | So they like made me cry and shit and I was like my very first memory of a jewel. |
| 0:38.4 | My mom had me crying for being a little klepto. |
| 0:41.5 | How old are you? |
| 0:42.5 | I had it. I was literally young enough to be in the cart being pushed around. |
| 0:45.8 | I'll probably like 12, 13, 14. |
| 0:48.0 | That was a good joke. |
| 0:50.4 | How do you wear a jewel, baby? |
| 0:51.9 | I was. My parents, my mom actually worked at jewel for 45 years. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. |
| 0:59.1 | Round of applause for Eddie's mom. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm going. |
| 1:02.2 | 45 years in a jewel. |
| 1:03.8 | I was pretty much conceived here like in the chip aisle. |
| 1:07.0 | Like we always had Jay's barbecue growing up in the house and I think that was why. |
| 1:10.8 | So it was a jewel. |
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