Jets “Promised Land” Rant Boils Over Into Cinco de Luncho

Evan & Tiki

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Sports

4.2 • 988 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

The frustration over the Jets and Geno Smith lingers as the show moves into its final stretch, with the hosts continuing to question the direction of the team and the meaning behind bold offseason statements. The tone shifts between disbelief and humor, as they try to balance realistic expectations with the ongoing hope that things could eventually turn around. The episode wraps with the Cinco de Luncho with Shaun, highlighting the biggest New York sports storylines to watch in April. From quarterback debates and draft decisions to concerns about the Mets bullpen and Knicks playoff positioning, the segment delivers sharp takes and entertaining back and forth to close out the show.

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0:00.0	Anyhow, Sean, I have a weird appetite today.
0:02.2	Why don't you feed us?
0:03.2	Sean Muresh in the booth, somebody, hide the castle.
0:09.0	Arctic's flying phones ringing Evans yelling.
0:11.7	No!
0:12.4	Tiki's laughing chaos, cracking nobody's in control.
0:20.0	It's Cinco de Roncho.
0:22.1	Bam!
0:23.0	Crunch!
0:23.6	Let's go!
0:25.2	Let's go!
0:26.3	Cinco de Lancho is brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere.
0:32.2	Today, do you know what it is, Heaven?
0:34.1	Do you know what today is?
0:35.0	Well, today is a historic day in New York sports.
0:38.8	I don't know if that's what you're referring to.
0:41.1	Today is a day in which every local team, obviously outside the Jets and Giants, play.
0:48.5	Is that what you're referring to?
0:49.5	No. It's actually just March 31st, which means it's the final day of March, meaning tomorrow we flip the page to April.
0:55.4	More on tonight's historic nature of New York sports coming up in the one o'clock hour.
0:59.8	So I'm here, Evan to foreshadow.
1:01.6	We have a long month of April ahead.
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