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Two o'clock, straight up.

Carton Show, Big Mac, great to have you here.

Phone number to join, as always.

888-808-1-1-9.

Got a great show for you today.

Lots of cooking today.

As a matter of fact, I'm being attacked left and right.

And once again, I stand tall against my attackers. That have been coming up for just a little bit. Good afternoon, Big Mac. How are you? I'm good. What's new with that? You're getting attacked. It's kind of... Well, I get attacked by Boomer G. And Jerry in the morning. They did? I've added my suggestion yesterday that the great, great, not good, the great Olympic gold medal for the U.S.

Olympic men's team will do nothing for the sport long term. So I got attacked for that.

I got attacked by Morris Cheeky and Evan when a couple weeks ago.

Okay.

When I told them that their report about the New York Jets was patently false,

and I'm proven right again today as the New York Jets and the Giants vote spoke out in India at the Combines.

So let's start with the Jets, okay?

Yeah.

We are living in very special times, my friend Big Mac,

because unbeknownst to you, and to be fair, unbeknownst to me as well,

and I'm the Jet fan here, you're the Giant fan. My head coach, who I don't like very much, but my head coach has a superpower. He's a superpower? Yeah, that's right, right out of his own mouth. He even said today. I bet you most Jet fans wish it was being invisible. Yes, very good. Okay, I'll take that. That's fine. Shot number one across the bow. Aaron Glenn spoke today and said he has a superpower. So I know the answer. Okay, so I wish I didn't, but I do. When he first said it, though, and I see the quote, I have a superpower. I started trying to figure out what the hell was. And I didn't come up with an answer. Now, he gave us the answer. I was thinking maybe he's got, you know, invisible eyeballs. Maybe he can fly. Maybe he can breathe fire. Maybe he's, remember that story of the Stephen King, a movie Firestarter?

Just make fire, a lot of kind of stuff. Maybe he could teleport. I don't know. Maybe he could you know, I don't know, take bullets off his chest. Pappah, pa, pa, pa. Now, no, none of those.

No. None of those are his superpower. No. We learned today a valuable lesson.

And the lesson we all learned today is that my head coach's superpower is apparently

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