But Matthew, I am glad that you're coming into the show today from where Hugh Jackman was trapped in the film Prisoners.

And so, yes, it definitely looks like I'm a hostage and I'm trapped.

And there's so many other better backdrops that I could have had here.

But literally none of them would have been like, oh, quiet, or you could hear me and just, you know, I thought about doing it outdoors.

And I just, yeah, welcome to my bunker.

Fantasy Football Happy Hour with Matthew Berry, served by Applebee's.

Happy Friday.

Welcome to the fantasy football happy hour.

I'm Connor Rogers alongside Lawrence Jackson, Jay Croucher.

No Matthew Berry.

Matthew Berry is his birthday.

He did it, guys.

He made it to 100 years old.

Happy birthday, Matthew, as well as happy birthday, Miles Garrett. The birthday boys drink free here at the happy hour on Friday. I had a real special shout out to Miles Garrett, who clinched defensive player the year last night, Jay. Yeah, just about. I've always thought that Matthew Berry is the better pass rusher and Miles Garrett, the bit of fantasy Allen analyst. But, look, I that matthew's taking the day off for his birthday i

used to do that as well when i was seven i was gonna ask were you allowed to do that when you were a kid yeah when i was seven the first thing i wasn't allowed anymore when i found out he wasn't on the show today i was like oh man that's that was a thing you could do i i wasn't allowed to but it's something you do when you're, you know, five years old.

So when y'all...

You're dad.

Yeah, when y'all birthdays come along, you know, you just have to, you know, come back to this day and just kind of shoot a little reminder. Hey, remember on December 29th when Matthew, you were off? We need to be off today. Fantasy championship weekend. There's people out there in the world that are like, I need Matthew Berry more than ever. And he stuck the middle finger up to them and said, well,

have fun. I'm on the beach. Instead, he's in his prisoners like bunker. He keeps inviting

America into, which is terrifying. He was looking like a hostage on that. But the good thing about that is, you know, he drinks free. So in his bunker, you know, he'll get the little free drinks served for him. We will FedEx him some margaritas here from the Happy Hour bar. No Matthew, but Denny Carter, it's Friday. Dennis Carter will be joining us later for the regression files and the funnel report. We don't usually do the funnel report. We just say the word funnel seven hundred times. So we'll actually talk about what the funnel report is today as well. As we do every Friday, we're going what's on tap up with the Bud Light Bar for the highest game totals. And Jay and Lawrence will give me pickup lines for once. I don't have to cook them up.

I actually get the pickup lines delivered to me.

Well, me and Jay are used to, you know, going against each other every Sunday to try to woo Matthew Barry's fantasy football heart.

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