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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Jetpacks and Tinder Terms

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

Yo. Yo. All right. What's going on? A couple of things. First, I just have to show you guys this because this is so cool.

0:07.8

We all thought, you know, jet packs for years, hella band, even named themselves with a promised jet packs.

0:12.8

And as a kid, you know, watching the rocketeer, I don't actually like that movie, but I thought, man, that would be cool.

0:19.3

Why don't we have those and when will we have those? And I understand a lot of people have been complaining.

0:25.0

It's 2023. It seems like people have been complaining for at least the last 20 years about why we don't have more futuristic things, flying cars and all that.

0:34.0

We do have drones. We get a lot of, I guess, good video shots for drones.

0:39.1

Right. No one's really asking for them. So they, you know, in back to the future, too, when he's in the future, there's a USA Today drone,

0:45.0

getting images of the interview. And I was like, that's basically what we have now. We have drones that

0:50.4

the news uses and that, you know, film people use so they can take an aerial shot. Remember that back to future, but okay.

0:56.2

Yeah, that it was big. It looked like a big box and it said USA Today and it was hovering around.

0:59.9

Oh, okay. And it was getting images of them. So we got that. But yeah, that's not something that we were all like, look, can't wait.

1:04.3

So we have drones. We just got them. And we're like, oh, these are kind of cool. Do you have a drone?

1:08.1

Did you ever get your kids one? I've had like, well, I've got them for Christmas a bunch of times.

1:11.7

Yeah, they're not that cool. They're hard to deal with. It's like learning. I got these little ones that were fun for a while.

1:17.3

Then I got a bigger one. It was difficult. Brook bought me a nice one last year.

1:21.0

And I've used it exactly one time because when I went, you know, I got to take off and I was so nervous

1:25.8

and I'm going to completely destroy this thing. Then when I got it back on the ground, I was like, I should learn.

1:30.0

I should learn more about this before I use it. But how do I do that without just practicing it?

1:33.6

Anyway, I think I have to go to a field. I always try to use my backyard and then I hit a tree.

1:37.4

Exactly. You can't do it. I have to go to the school behind my house.

1:39.8

I got an empty parking lot, but I'm not supposed to be there. Right. So I have to wait until everyone's gone.

1:43.8

But it's not for what you think. Anyway, this thing, there's something that's actually on sale.

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