Welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Balinger and I'm here with my parents, but only my mom has a microphone say hi mom. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm fantastic. You just flew in on a flight. Are you tired? I am a little tired. Where were you on bus tour with Goli? I know what city? Oh, we flew in from Memphis. How far is Memphis? I don't know. Intinacy. It's way over there. So you're pretty tall. What time do you have to wake up? We got a bad five.

My dad got a flight earlier than us. That hurts. So that hurts. I just stayed up. So podcasting is the number one thing you want to be doing right now. I love being here with you. That's okay. I got you on iced tea. Everything's okay with a nice tea. All right. Happy left handed day. Happy left handed day. Shout out to all the left handed people who have smudged papers. I read a thing where it's like you can't write on a whiteboard because you just wipe it off. Yeah.

It's literally wipe it off if you're writing with your left hand. And spiral note books. Yeah. Destroy their arms. Yep. This is I feel so bad. It's scissors. They got to have different scissors. And like the mouse is they have to move the mouse of a computer to the other side of the computer. Yes. This is only 10% of the population I believe is left handed. But yeah. It sucks for that 10%. The world is not set up for you. Well, maybe they learn how to do things with both hands. Someone said that their teacher forced their dad to use his right hand.

We've learned to become Amber Dexterous. That's really mean. If someone forced me to use my left hand for literally anything, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Now, be honest though. When you were little, didn't you try to write your name? Yeah. Yeah. You were left handed. No, I didn't wish I was left handed. I wish I was named a dexterous because Colleen liked to pretend that she was. You always pretend that you're left handed. You always pretend that you always want to wear glasses. You always want to have braces until you get those things. Never wanted braces or glasses and got both. So that's great.

No, but I tried once writing my name with my left hand and you couldn't read it. I couldn't read it and I wrote it. Practice. Why would I practice it? I don't know for fun. What's the point? Say you can write your hand with your left hand. Another thing with your hand with your left hand. You tired. You woke up at five. You're not jet lagged. It's only two hours different. I used to think that jet lag meant that you just went on a jet that day. Oh, really? I didn't know it had to do with time. So well, I'd be like, I'd get home from

some place that was the same time zone. I'd be like, I am jet lagged because I haven't traveling all day. So I was tired. But I thought of that. You know, she just got lagged on a jet. I didn't realize I didn't realize that's to do a time zones. So people are starting to head back to school here in the States. May God have mercy on your soul. May the odds be ever in your favor. And for the teachers and for the teachers. Yeah, what do teachers do during the summer? Oh gosh, they do a lot of things.

They're prep and are they are unsung heroes? Let me tell you. Yeah, I know they get paid crap here. But do they have other jobs or do they take vacation? No, what do you know? You don't know all teachers? I'm sure their vacation time is short because then they've got to get set up for the next. Well, because I know some teachers don't put that much effort in us. Well, the teachers I knew did they they worked their little high knees off. Yeah, that seems like a lot of work.

Very dedicated. I feel like a lot of elementary like younger teachers are just preparing to make the classroom look nice. So you're going to keep the kids attention. Yeah, I know a lot of people who became like second, third, fourth graders. Yeah. And they're the week before school. They're just posting about how cute their classroom is. Which is nice. But there's a lot of work to do. There is a lot. I'm not saying there's not a lot of work to do. I'm very well aware of the amount of work that they have to do. But I'm saying do they have a second job during the summer? Because they don't make much money.

I don't know maybe some do they don't get paid for those three months, right? I don't know how well you were acting like you knew everything about teachers. Now you're saying you don't know nothing. No, I just knew some teachers and it was it was great that they got to have a couple weeks off in the summer or month off. But what's the normal modification break for someone in a normal job? A week really is that so is all you get as a week a year? No, no. Okay, so my dad said it's not a week.

Softly whispering in the corner that you get two or three or four weeks off a year. So that's nice. Anyway, relatable tweet of the week. Clary, Clary, I don't know. She says I'm kidding unless you're down. That is a relatable tweet of the week. Have you ever say something? You're like, oh, I'm just kidding. Wait, unless you really want to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that took you well. Mom, you're asleep, aren't you? No, no, no, I had to think about what you were saying. It's I'm kidding unless you down. Yeah, I do that all the time. Yeah, so in my brain, it was like,

what was first thing I said? I'm kidding. Oh, yeah, I'm kidding unless that's what you really wanted. Did I then I'm game for it? I had to change the link on my head. Okay, I'm kidding unless you're down. Got it. That's related. I think everybody. They're like true. They give out a really obscure random kind of lame idea or two extravagant idea and they're like, yeah, I just just kidding. Yeah, unless unless you're for it, then I'm all down. I thought it was funny, but then that is not, but you didn't get it. Colleen Bounder spends fourth week at

number a number 10 on the top comedian social media ranking. Whoa. So she's been up there for a while. She has. Cool. That is cool. Related to that. She's pretty funny. Okay, so here's a story. There's this Fortnite streamer named Ninja. Okay. So he plays Fortnite a video game and streams it. Okay, that's his job. That's is what he does. Okay. Okay. So he's really good at Fortnite. All right. But a lot of times with video games and you're streaming you do it with another person like you stream with another person. So like you do it together. You're not always you

don't have to be in the same room, but like you can be on the other side of the world and stream together playing a game. All right. But this guy says Ninja. This get this Ninja guy says that he won't stream with female gamers for the sake of his relationship. Saying he doesn't want because he's married. Okay. And he doesn't want any rumors to happen while streaming with these other girls. People thinking that he's flirting with them. I see both sides of the argument of that stupid or that makes sense. I see both sides. What is your take before I say my size?

What do you think that's not or not just depends because if you're in there for the game and all you're doing is gaming and not doing other. The chat issue, right? Shouldn't be an issue. But if it opens the door for you to see that's yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like just because I don't know dad or Christopher men that are married and respectable and would never ever do anything that would disrespect their wives. Right. I feel like Christopher dad could game with another woman and no one would think twice because they never put themselves in a position.

In position in which would it take it negatively also. I don't I be secure relationships. You wouldn't I just I just don't I just think that maybe they're a little insecure in the relationship. Perhaps. And also his personality and how he responds to people flirting with him. Mm-hmm is what changes the. Yeah. You can shut that down instantly. Yeah. Also, yeah, but what you said if you're just gaming, you're just playing a game. That shouldn't be an issue. Yeah. But I can see how he maybe respects his wife so much that he doesn't even want a chance of that.

That's happened because he does get memes and clickbait happening like oh, they stream together a lot. Maybe you know, but you can make things. It's like because I'm friends with guys and I there's never been a single rumor. Right. Because it just your is how you act. Yes. So I see both sides of it. You do. But I also know that there's a way to have a relationship with the opposite sex with no rumor starting because of how you your actions because of your actions.

Sure. So it's on I don't know. Maybe his maybe they're both jealous people so they don't like when the other person does stuff with the opposite sex. Could be a lot of people are saying he's being disrespectful to female gamers. I don't think he is. I don't think that's an issue. I don't think he has disrespect for them. No. I think there is a good a play. No, no, I don't think it has to do with that. I think it just has to do with the insecurities and the relationship maybe or he doesn't know how to act with women other than Florida. I don't really know.

But I'm just saying I see both sides, but there is a way to act word. There wouldn't be an issue. Everybody can do it their own way. So Alex Jones. Do you know who that is? No, I do not. Dad, do you know who Alex Jones? He's nodding. Yes. It's this extreme alt-right radio show host.

He's like, oh, crazy. Okay. Yeah, that's nodding. Yes. He's he he does things like he just he said what was it? Sandy Hook where all actors and stuff like that. He comes up with things like that. Like to kill.

I want to I took a screenshot. He came up with some crazy accusations on stuff. Let's see if I can find my screenshot. But anyway, there are some things you just don't know. That's right.

No, yeah. He said Robert Mueller was a pedophile. He said Jennifer Lopez should go get gang raped. He says Hillary Clinton ran a satanic child sex ring out of a pizza.

Pizza. Pizza pizza. Pizza. Pizza. It sounds like a very bored man. I can't speak. Yeah, but he makes like all of these accusations, which I've let his fans to go like.

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